The best holiday EVER!
Cinco De Kendo 2000!
This holiday was founded in 1803, to mark when St.Kendo saved the Mayans from the snake robots of Venus. The Myans might have been the first to do space travel, but it doesn’t mean they were the best. St.Kendo is the best! He thwarted the robots, enslaved the Venation women, and put tea on Santa Claus’s table. Cinco De Kendo is typically celebrated with 2 shots of Jeggermister, a tall glass of Gin and soda, followed by a swift kick in the nuts. If St.Kendo kicks you in the nuts, you will have good crops the following year, unless you are a little bitch about it.
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you have entirely too much time on your hands
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