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‘According to “Terminator 2,” Skynet goes online April 19, 2011 at 8:11 PM (tonight)’
— Adam K.

Stand up comedy game show?

This is one of the first TV pilots I worked on. It’s coming back around as a live show! If you don’t hate to laugh, this is a thing of interest.

That’s the Light is the rapid-fire, one-minute stand-up comedy contest where contestants have exactly sixty seconds to impress the judges. Hit the stage and wrap it up. Open with your closer. Your next minute might be your last.

Los Angeles Comedy Festival presents
That’s the Light
Theatre Asylum
6320 Santa Monica Blvd.
Hollywood, CA 90038
Reservations: www.LAComedyFest.com or
tickets@lacomedyfest.com or
(323) 463-2942
Tickets: $10 cash only at the door
More info: mellonballer@msn.com
That’s the Light on Facebook

Conversation after the page break → Wow, there is more!

I get a number of “can’t”s, more now then possibly ever in my life.
I don’t work with “can’t” it’s a non-starter. Possibly, the original non-starter.
From now on I vow to work with ActionScript’s “try catch” system.

try {
  LandOnTheMoon();
}
catch( e:Error ) {
  switch(e.message)
  {
    case( 'only enough money for a rocket' ):
       trace( 'At least I got a rocket out of the deal!' );
       break;
   case( 'we only made it half way' ):
       trace( 'At least I got into space!' );
       break;
   default:
      trace( 'At least I tried!');
      break;
  }
}

Yep, it is hooky as can be.
Yes, you can go screw your self.

I waited until my 2nd visit to review.

1st visit was a simple check up and exam. Let’s face it the X-rays are always awkward. Someone has to fit a lead business card in your mouth and shoot radiation at your noggin. It’s just weird. The whole damn thing is weird. We can put a man on the moon, but can’t X-ray someone’s face without this weird metal and plastic harness that looks like it was mailed in from a discount S&M shop. And that’s the NEW technology! Do you remember what it USED to be like? I blame science. The assistant? I guess she is the assistant… I don’t know the jargon or her title, did the best she could, it was quick & she was very personable and really that’s the best you can hope for. The digital display for the X-rays were good and the Dr.Went over it in actual English (not trying to be fancy and speak to me in Latin or some weird dentist code) answered questions, and talked about the next visit… because my teeth were filthy like a fisherman’s wife.

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The best holiday EVER!

This holiday was founded in 1803, to mark when St.Kendo saved the Mayans from the snake robots of Venus. The Myans might have been the first to do space travel, but it doesn’t mean they were the best. St.Kendo is the best! He thwarted the robots, enslaved the Venation women, and put tea on Santa Claus’s table. Cinco De Kendo is typically celebrated with 2 shots of Jeggermister, a tall glass of Gin and soda, followed by a swift kick in the nuts. If St.Kendo kicks you in the nuts, you will have good crops the following year, unless you are a little bitch about it.
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